The Vulcan Bomber
The Hook
The Lookup
The Crossing
The Coca-Cola Bottle
Maybe better if we went back to glass bottles?
The Coca-Cola Bottle – Richard Broom Photography
The Watcher
The Necklace
The Pilot
The Misplaced Ear Defenders
The Woman on the Rocks
The Faraway Yacht
The Signs
The Big Fluffy Chicken
The Blue and Yellow Chicken gets the worm
The Red-Faced Chicken
The Crewman
The Toilet Seat Growth (today’s question)
We were up in the Scottish hills this morning where a number of trees have been cut down (to allow others more space to grow we think). We noticed this strange wooden-like growth (shaped like a toilet seat) growing around the top of the tree stump. Appropriately brown! We’re not quite sure what causes this growth. It is solid and is not some kind of fungus. We noticed the ‘toilet seat’ on several tree stumps. What are these growths? That question has got us stumped too. Anyone know the answer?
The Stella Maris up on the slip…
I like looking at these wooden hull fishing boats…
The Ocean Lee Arrives
The Northern Viking Arrives
The Squabble of Chickens (+ lots of poop)
My ornithology and collective noun skills are clearly out of whack.
The Lick – INCOMING!
The Video Squirt No.9: Love on the Rocks
The Engineer
An old favourite revived…
The Hands and Feet
The Happy Couple
The Bright Side of the Moon
The Leaves (a splash of Photoshop’s neural filter)
The Wash
The Smile
The Sunglasses
The Stone Breaker
The Little Pal…
This little chap follows us around waiting for food when we take the dog for a walk in the woods.
The Baker
The Boat People
The Yoda Dog
The Engineer
The Young Man
The Oops Moment…
My wife asked me to order two new broom handles online and, being the obliging, highly obedient, house-trained and dutiful husband I am, I did as I was told (is there any other alternative?). The image shows what arrived in the post this morning. I think, perhaps, I got my measurements wrong. If anyone can think of a use for two very short bits of stick, please let me know.
The Easily Bribed Red Breast
Robins easily bribed with mealy worms…
The Love Bark
The Old and Twisted Tree
Old, bent and twisted – a bit like the photographer who took this photograph!
The Cruise
The Boat People
The Gorgeous Gorge
Beautiful Scotland…
The Stump
The Stump – Richard Broom Photography
The Old Woman
An old favourite re-made…
The Young Woman
The Dreamer
The Father and Son
The Boy
The Bikery
The Reclining Lady
The Boat Lady
The Station
Video Squirt No.8 – A bit of wind!
The Retired Tyres
If tyres (tires if you’re in the US!) could tell their story and talk about their travels….
There is talk of banning the use of old tyres as fenders because, when they fall into the sea, they cause pollution.
The KY43 on the slip…
The Chicken Twins
The Monkey Island
Monkey Island: According to this theory, some people believe that as the monkey island was located at the top of the main mast of sailing ships, sailors had to scramble up the ship’s rigging to free or repair the sails and rigging or to keep a lookout for icebergs , reefs, or land. Because the sailors had to climb as the monkeys do, this topmost place was termed as Monkey Island.
The Hook
The Chicken
The Video Squirt No.7 – The Harbour
The Video Squirt (No.6) – The Cliff Walk
Another 30 seconds worth of Scotland..
The Woman in the Crowd
The Self Portrait
It’s not often you’ll catch me on the wrong side of the camera!
The Boat People
The Naughty Neural Nakedness
More fun with Photoshop’s Neural Filter
The Video Squirt (No.5) – The Gorse Walk
Spring has brought an explosion of colour along the Scottish coast
The Neuralised Singer
Another victim of the Photoshop neutraliser filter. I show no mercy!
The Lady on the Boat in the Tunnel
The Lady in Orange (Neural Nuttiness)
Some more Photoshop Neural Filter naughtiness..
The Snoozer
The Dressing Up Rack
The Woman on the Bridge Shouts!
The Bug
Clear for take off…
The Video Squirt (No.4) – One of our swimming pools is missing!
Anyone fancy a dip?
The Spice Shop
The Video Squirt (No.3) – Fairy Gatherings in Scotland…
Another 30 Seconds worth of squirty video nonsense…
The Cypher Machine
A WW2 Enigma Machine used for encoding and decoding secret messages…
The Video Squirt (No.2) – The Great Ocean
Nobody asked for it but you’re getting it anyway! Here it is video squirt (less than 30 secs) Number 2 – The Great Ocean + a bit of audio stuff going on too.
The All New Video Squirt (No.1)
I’ve started making very short videos based on the idea that around 30 seconds of my video work is about as much as any normal person can stand. I call them video squirts. The one below is a Dog Squirt!
The Dog’s Popping Ball…
The Lady and the Hat
The King Explorer out of the water…
The Helen Burnie Departs
The Pulley and Hook
The Bridge
The Rope Lady
The Walkway Walkers
The Biker Boy
The Works
The Wicked Weeds (neuralised)
The Bug
The Shining Eyes
The Sunset
The Man
The Woman
The Girl
The Dark Hangar
