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The Glotspottel Dilemma

My Glotspottel has a flook in it.

What a comeabout!

A good thrust of squarreling hasn’t worked. What next?

I’ve tried spoonchamping, reemsplitting, and even, as a last resort, soditbuckling.  

All to no availiarisation.  What a clitaclysm! Complete sacriligification.

I am sitting here, de-embrecated, contratrunkulated and without tractualisation.

Serious shittitudation?  You bet!

Perhaps a reverse-colonicycle-pull-through-disectomisation is called for?

What can I say?  Who knows?

Total dyspairiation and coconsiderectitude setting in. You know how that feels.

My Glotspottel is, as I sit here, completely flooked.

The Glotspottel Dilemma - Richard Broom Photography
The Glotspottel Dilemma – Richard Broom Photography

You have to pay homage to Professor Stanley Unwin…

4 Responses to “The Glotspottel Dilemma”

  1. John

    Wow man, that dude is crazy! 😂 I have never heard of this machine thingy you speak of…

  2. boromax

    Ha! I confess to utter apectoriation from the misclasticle of Stanley’s domelispasticisms.

    I love it!

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