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The Glotspottel Dilemma

My Glotspottel has a flook in it.

What a comeabout!

A good thrust of squarreling hasn’t worked. What next?

I’ve tried spoonchamping, reemsplitting, and even, as a last resort, soditbuckling.  

All to no availiarisation.  What a clitaclysm! Complete sacriligification.

I am sitting here, de-embrecated, contratrunkulated and without tractualisation.

Serious shittitudation?  You bet!

Perhaps a reverse-colonicycle-pull-through-disectomisation is called for?

What can I say?  Who knows?

Total dyspairiation and coconsiderectitude setting in. You know how that feels.

My Glotspottel is, as I sit here, completely flooked.

The Glotspottel Dilemma - Richard Broom Photography
The Glotspottel Dilemma – Richard Broom Photography

You have to pay homage to Professor Stanley Unwin…

The Load of Old Cabbage…

Bounding along, bounding along

Mustn’t be late, too late for this song…

Fliperty-flop, fliperty-flop

There food in the pantry, meat in the shop

Clickerty-clack, clickerty-clack

The telegraphist’s tapping

Must be time for a snack

Rooty-en-tooty, rooty-en-tooty

Chuck’s sure strumming

In the back of the shack

Whooshety-wooshety, wooshety-whack

The main engine is running

There’s no turning back

Plonkerty-plonk, plonkerty-plonk

I’ve run out of words

I’d better head back

The Load of Old Cabbage - Richard Broom Photography
The Load of Old Cabbage – Richard Broom Photography

The building (such as it is) representing the desperately sad state of the UK’s economy…falling apart!

Under the UK’s Conservative government our economy has been trashed, our services (NHS etc) have been crucified and our country ruined. We desperately need grownups to take charge.

The building (such as it is) representing the desperately sad state of the UK's economy...falling apart! - Richard Broom Photography
The building (such as it is) representing the desperately sad state of the UK’s economy…falling apart! – Richard Broom Photography

The Leavers

Migratory birds leaving the UK. Can you blame them? The UK Conservative Party has turned the UK into a failed state. Our services (NHS, transport, energy, schools etc. etc.) have been wrecked by the Conservative Party’s failed agenda. The UK Conservative Party has lost control of the economy. Brexit has been a disaster and desperately helpless immigrants are drowning in the English Channel. I predict a riot!

The Leavers - Richard Broom Photography
The Leavers – Richard Broom Photography

The UK’s Conservative Party (a hollowed out rotting stump of a party)

Bullying, corruption, lying, law-breaking, greed, self-interest, and generally taking the piss. All part of the UK Conservative Party’s hopeless agenda. An uncaring and selfish bunch of hypocrites. There is never a stump grinder when you really need one!

The UK's Conservative Party (a hollowed out rotting stump of a party) - Richard Broom Photography
The UK’s Conservative Party (a hollowed out rotting stump of a party) – Richard Broom Photography
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